Differences between normal people and me:
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
(Source: smile-cheshire-smile)
Every time my mother nags at me,
I’m always tempted to be like:
But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race:
(Source: gigglingbean)
Responses to people talking shit.....
Preschool:
Middle School:
High School:
(Source: tragicktoosuperior)
- teacher: its time to watch a movie
- students: yay
- teacher: bill nye the science guy
- students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
- a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
When you use the bathroom late at night.
You go in quickly:
Then you hear the slightest noise:
You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:
(Source: jjangbunny)
